Breaking All The Rules (for real this time)
Rule No. 1. Never blog about work.
Rule No. 2. Never blog when you're angry.
To the people who thought that stealing computers from our office would be a great idea:
We are not the man.
Stealing does not lead to happiness.
You didn't even take what was really valuable.
Also, in the future, could you please let us know that you're coming? That way, we could leave all our doors unlocked so you couldn't crack every single one and break every single lock.
And I think we'd like to back up our files one more time since by now they've been erased for all eternity. I think if I knew that you were at least using those files somehow I would feel a little better but, no.
And you're going to have to sell them on the black market and get much less for them than they're worth. Doesn't that tear you up inside?
And when you come back, we'll be ready.
Bastards.
Comments
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Posted by: Heather Anne | January 19, 2006 6:29 AM
Ruh roh.
Posted by: Sally Schilling | January 19, 2006 7:45 AM
let's kill 'em
Posted by: matt | January 19, 2006 8:36 AM
Yeah, this happened to us at our work too a while ago. Mass chaos for a week at least. It was insane.
Posted by: Amanda Mae | January 19, 2006 9:06 AM
dat's crazy. they should have come over to my office. we need new computers.
Posted by: Emily | January 19, 2006 11:13 AM
*kicks those bastards right in the tender bits*
Posted by: Jenn | January 19, 2006 12:38 PM
Heather Anne,
I'd rather be lucky than rich.
Now imagine Matthew Goode saying that. It almost makes the rest of the movie worth it. (Wait, I take that back, I just remembered ScarJo.)
Posted by: Abigail | January 19, 2006 12:41 PM
Sad, Abigail . . . hopefully I can find out the whole story from you tonight (unless I have to babysit my little sister). We can both let out our stress as we hear this little refrain . . . California, here we come, right back where we started from, CALIFORNIA!
Posted by: Amanda | January 19, 2006 1:37 PM
I'm sorry.
Should I just put them back where I found them?
Posted by: SHEPHERD | January 19, 2006 3:23 PM
Abigail, is that last part where you say, "Doesn't that tear you up inside?" a rhetorical question? Cuz I really don't know that slimebag thieves blog.
Then again, it could be Shepherd.
Posted by: Sally Schilling | January 19, 2006 6:01 PM