Overheard at Dinner
"Hey guys, remember that movie Matilda?"
"Yeah, that was a good time. Who was that girl?"
"Yeah, I don't really remember. She was ..."
"She looked a lot like Dakota Fanning--"
"Yeah--"
"She was like the Dakota precursor--"
"She was like John the Baptist--"
"Paving the way..."
***
"It's like some people try to be ugly."
"Yeah, like no one actually wears that. On purpose."
"The only excuse is if you're from Congo and have no money... or Vogue."
***
"Man, that salad wasn't very good. I can't believe I spent $7 on it."
"Just pretend it was a movie."
"That you never saw."
"Bad movie but hey! Free dinner!"
"..."
"Yeah, I know. That's why I have so much credit card debt."
Comments
lovin it....
my question: what was Patrick saying... and WHERE is HIS blog?
Posted by: Sally McGrath | June 22, 2006 6:34 AM
I thought I'd just say, I read this a few days ago and today, and I laughed now, just as I did then. =D
Posted by: Aakanksha | June 23, 2006 6:35 PM
I did not like the Dooce thing today. Live staged stuff is not their gift. I would have given them to Chuck and run after him.
Posted by: Sally McGrath | June 23, 2006 6:47 PM