Putting the eeeee in freak
The culminating moment of my pathetic life recently occured when this picture topped my flickr popular photos chart and landed itself at Numero Uno with a surprisingly high number of views for only be up for a couple weeks.
This photo was, of course, the result of a trip to Ikea during which I acquired a shoe rack, reorganized my closet, and found about nine pairs of tights and nylons in the back of my closet. Why do I even have these? I thought to myself. I can't even remember the last time I wore nylons and if I need to I would just buy new ones. Which I would run. These ones probably have runs in them. And then I made the mature decision to throw them all away.
After we robbed the bank.
But how did this image get so many page views? Well, someone I don't know marked it as a "favorite" on flickr (my favorites include pictures of cake, mostly).
You're going to want to check out our new friend, tights_freak's photos. Seriously.
I slept with all the lights on last night.
Comments
Thank you for the rec Abigail M. Schilling. I hope all of your friends will consider submitting pictures of themselves in tights as well. Any body part layered in nylons will do. They can email them to me if they don't have Flickr.
Shepherd.Pittman@tightsfreak.com
Posted by: tights freak | September 7, 2006 10:42 AM
Slanderous!
Clearly that wasn't me. Just like clearly I didn't order gay underpants catalogues or free diapers at my home.
(But if people actually do want to send me tights pics that would be totally cool.)
Posted by: SHEPHERD | September 7, 2006 11:32 AM
Umm, ok... Abs? I like Chamillionaire, and FOR THE RECORD, I heard Ridin' Dirty in like February, since the album came out in November of '05.
But yes, I do judge you a little. But I love you too.
I should post soon.
Posted by: Amanda Mae | September 7, 2006 1:07 PM