Abigail M. Schilling

1. Currently, I have my space heater on HIGH at my office. This doesn't happen often because it sounds like a helicopter when a helicopter is beyond operated by an untrained idiot and you're pretty sure the spoke things (wings?) are going to fly off.

2. Using my home "computer" has become almost a lost cause. For some reason it can't hold an ethernet connection for longer than 40 seconds. That cutting in and out? The most destructive thing to my psyche in the WORLD. Also, my legs fall asleep when I sit on the floor.

3. My job has been a little crazy lately which means that I've been using my computer for WORK instead of just a place where my Google Reader tells me things. Lame, huh? As a result, I haven't had a chance to write things.

4. I supposed I could use this free, 3-subject notebook I got for free last week. But then I wouldn't be able to say, "Look at this awesome notebook I got for free! Too bad I don't need it for anything."

5. Every single Wednesday my car dealer tries to sell me an extended warranty for my car via A RECORDING. I always hang up. Today I decided to press nine to be removed from this offer and the machine HUNG UP ON ME.

6. I'm having a really bad tummy ache this afternoon and I feel awful. Most recently I've started burping repetitively and I'm pretty sure the last burp had the aura of gin. I haven't had gin since Saturday night. Swell.