Bookends
7 a.m. Wake up; chocolate cake for breakfast; check my email.
Work for an hour before everyone else wakes up.
8 Read blogs with Heather; check news; exchange witty banter.
9 Remember weekly work meeting that I always forget.
Put 16 bobby pins in my hair; go to work.
10 Work; check my email; work some more.
11 Meeting. Complain about something.
Noon Curse the copy machine; curse the phone; check my email.
1p.m.Test the limits of my car; run her down to "0 miles to empty."
Lunch at Mom's with Heather and Emily; exchange witty banter.
2 Meeting. Complain about something.
3 Disassemble and jury rig the copy machine.
4 Check my email; kick my computer; regret two sodas at lunch.
5 Airport run.
6 Get paid to talk to Shepherd.
7 Make chicken; check email; check blogs.
Watch Garden State; exchange witty banter.
8 America's Next Top Model; email; blogs; banter.
9 Garden State; work; work; work.
10 Email; news; blogs; Heather.
11 Remove 16 bobby pins; eat chocolate cake.
Comments
ANTM! So sad I missed it. To make things worse, Christine was IMing me about who was on the show. And I was stuck watching Mia nail Firechaser in the crotch with that stupid basketball. Okay, so I'm actually still laughing about that. It was seriously point blank. WHOOSH-WHAM! With a "OH GOSH!" he instantly hit the floor in fetal position. And everyone in the office was in poorly hushed hysterics. So now I'm really laughing hard. By myself.... What was I commenting about again?
Posted by: Emily | March 2, 2006 3:58 AM
replace 'chocolate cake' with 'malt liquor' and you and i have virtually everything in common, my friend.
well, one thing, anyway.
Posted by: brandon | March 2, 2006 5:32 AM
chocolate cake for breakfast? you are a woman after my own heart...
Posted by: kat | March 2, 2006 6:03 AM
it's 6:43 a.m. and i am awake.
witty banter may be in short supply today.
and so may the cake ...
also, that was a poem.
Posted by: heather nicole | March 2, 2006 6:42 AM
May we share your breakfast?
Nicely done Heather N.!
Posted by: Aakanksha | March 2, 2006 12:43 PM
OMFG you can't share cake from a different continent.
Posted by: SHEPHERD | March 2, 2006 8:37 PM
Shepard, i'm confused (you know, b/c i'm from japan). What does OMFG stand for again?
Posted by: jeni | March 2, 2006 10:03 PM
jeni i'm pretty sure it stands for Ovary Misfire Foreign Grenade.
it's something we say here in the states, i can't believe you've never heard of it.
also, we spell it "shepherd" here in america.
Posted by: heather nicole | March 2, 2006 10:08 PM
see, i knew it looked funny but i couldn't figure out why.
i hate blond moments. they seem so frequent lately. (ew, she said the purse was "like, new!")
Posted by: jeni | March 2, 2006 11:00 PM
Yes cake CAN be shared between different continents, if your heart is BIG enough AND if you have access to AIFTP.
I must admit sheepherd, you puzzle me sometimes.
Posted by: Aakanksha | March 3, 2006 2:00 AM
Sorry. Don't mean to puzzle. I also don't mean to be called "Sheepherd," which is not a word.
I still do not understand. Wouldn't it be faster and cheaper to buy one's own cake?
Posted by: SHEPHERD | March 3, 2006 8:18 AM
He puzzles us all. I think that might be why we like him. I'm not sure though.
Posted by: Abigail | March 3, 2006 9:23 AM
Sheperd, AIFTP : Aakanksha's Instantaneous Food Transfer Portal.
What could possibly be faster? Nothing. Hah!
Posted by: Aakanksha | March 4, 2006 1:37 AM