Abigail M. Schilling

Dog that sneezes on command.
As awesome as it sounds. (via fourfour)

Gossip Girl Style Guide
Serena's clothes are very expensive in case you were wondering. Oh, and the uniform skirt? Shortened just for the show. (via TwoP)

I saw the girl of my dreams on the subway tonight.
A guy's desperate attempt to find the identity of a girl he ... saw on the subway. The best part? I bookmarked this last week and then checked up on him a couple days ago and the site had been changed. It said he had found her and would be meeting her soon (or something). Then, rather jerkily, he said something about how his life wasn't a romantic comedy so he wouldn't be provided further updates. He had crossed out his name and phone number. THEN, I go back today and that whole thing is gone and the "help me find her" thing is back. (via dooce)

NY Girl of My Dreams on Good Morning America
Then, of course, I googled him and there are a million news stories on the whole situation. And Patrick Moberg thought we wouldn't know how it ended. Good Gothamist story here on him not talking and why she is.

Hot Chicks with Douchebags
This guy finds pictures online and then makes fun of them Go Fug style except his theme? Douchebags. The site is as not-safe-for-work as it sounds.

How to Say I Love You
100 fictional ways. (via Kat!)
(42) Inappropriately, to a coworker who is already sleeping with another coworker. (43) With a heart filled with lies. (44) With a she puppet and a you puppet. (45) As she leaves for Spain with your much better-looking brother. (46) At Thanksgiving, to her twin sister, by accident. (47) In glow-in-the-dark-paint on the bedroom ceiling. (48) Directed toward the heavy, sealed barrel in the basement where you’ve hidden the secrets. (49) While pounding on the motel-room door. (50) Branded onto her favorite pig.