Abigail M. Schilling

So tonight I was running and I brought Maddie with me because she's been stuck inside for the last couple days (stuck inside and smothered with love. And I brought a baggie just in case she had to, ahem, do her business. And several minutes in she informed me that she did, so we stopped (while I ran in place) and she popped a squat.

While that's happening, I like to inspect the baggie for holes because you can never be too careful. But the baggie was missing. No where to be found. So, neighbors several blocks away, I'm so sorry for leaving a bag somewhere in your vicinity and then leaving some natural products from my dog. I feel more guilty about the first thing since I spend most of life pretending those bags don't exist. So, sorry. I'll make it up to you all, I promise.