Abigail M. Schilling

Ten things you WISH you could say to ten different people.

1. Of everyone, I want to change you the most.
2. If I had a million dollars, I'd put you in charge of how to spend it.
3. I never feel guilty about lying to you.
4. I do not love all the same things that you love. Stop expecting me to get excited with you.
5. I vowed I would never write about you again because you didn't deserve it. My writing has taken a considerable hit.
6. I wish we talked more.
7. I haven't explained it yet because I'm surprised how little I miss you. I don't want to start missing you.
8. Going on a non-date with you was the most non-fun I've had in a long time.
9. I deserve it.
10. When it said ten different people I was disappointed because I could think of ten things I wish I could tell you.

Nine things about yourself.

1. Writing 100 things about myself was easy (see: sidebar).
2. Way easier than blogging.
3. I find myself finishing the sentence "I want to.." with "burn up hard and bright." Either 4. I spend too much time on the internet or
5. I like people better than ideas.
6. Failure is a bigger deal to me than people think.
7. People just misunderstand what my failures are.
8. I hate proof-reading.
9. I'm the most judgmental person I know.

Eight ways to win your heart.

1. Know the things I love.
2. Talk about animals.
3. Buy me stuff.
4. Entertain me.
5. Think I'm funny.
6. Agree with me.
7. Disagree with me while being intelligent enough that I'll listen.
8. Already know all of the above.

Seven things that cross your mind a lot (not in any special order).

1. I need to cut my hair.
2. What time is it?
3. Lyrics.
4. I need to take a shower.
5. Who is depending on me.
6. Money.
7. Drink more water.

Six things you wish you never did.

1. Touch my face all the time. ("I thought it would be kind of a cool character thing. He's a face toucher.")
2. Talk about the past so much.
3. Or at least think about it an equal or less amount to how much I talk about it.
4. Open a full bag of candy.
5. Eat a full bag of candy.
6. Fall in love.

Five turn offs.

1. Being annoying.
2. Talking to prove your insecurity (see #1).
3. Talking about something when you know no one else understands you (see #1).
4. Talking over other people, especially when you're uninformed (see #1).
5. Being too good to drink.

Four turn ons.
Things I find inexplicably hot

1. Writing. Well constructed writing whether it be a news story or a love story.
2. Clean jeans.
3. Career goals. (I am so boring I could die.)
4. Mad internet skillz.

Three smiles that describe your life.

the hell?

I do have at least three different smiles. But so does the rest of the world. Move along.

Two things you want to do before you die.

1. Get it all written down.
2. Renew my passport. And use it.

One confession.

I only wear solid colors.