I should never live alone. It's too dangerous.
I watched 30 minutes of this Elle Woods show and firstly, it reminds me how much I love Broadway, but secondly, I don't love watching the same dance SIX TIMES IN A ROW. I can't even do an aerobics routine and I feel like I could perform the Elle Woods dance, I know it so well. Thirdly, Haylie Duff hosts the show which seems random? Is she involved with Broadway? Or just imitating Tyra? "The next name on the list is Lauren. You can proceed to The Dressing Room. There are four of you in this room still. Two of you are safe, and two of must go to The Casting Office. The next name on the list is Bailey. You can proceed to The Dressing Room. There are three of you left. That means that only one of you is safe. The remaining two must go The Casting Office and one of you will Go. Home."
Commercial break. The suspense, I CANNOT STAND IT.
Twenty minutes later, the eliminated girl says, "Lauren and Bailey and Riahanahanah are little girls. I can't believe they are still in the competition instead of me."
I couldn't stop watching because then I'd have to fold laundry or wash dishes or put away towels. All horrible, horrible alternatives. Other things I watched to avoid responsibility:
-The Soup Presents Drunk People on TV
-everything saved in my DVR
-half of the Gossip Girl Thanksgiving episode
-the Daily Show Steve Carrell episode that I've already seen
-Ace of Cakes
Clearly, I know how to use my time.
Comments
i do not know what you are talking about.
no big surprise there.
Posted by: kat | July 2, 2008 5:05 AM
what's ace of cakes?
a clip from the show
at the Harry Potter premiere
a kinda boring PBS special
Posted by: heather anne | July 2, 2008 6:03 AM
I don't know what your talking about either.
Where's the dragon flyer anyway?
Posted by: Sally | July 2, 2008 9:22 AM
Umm, there is an ad for Vons on your sidebar. This confuses me.
Vons is PAYING me, isn't that fancy?
Posted by: Cate | July 2, 2008 9:37 AM
Ace of cakes! Remember that one time they made the Harry Potter castle? Or the one where they made the mini-piano?
That is some good shit.
True story.
Posted by: Ashley | July 2, 2008 3:44 PM
Ace of cakes is a fabulous show, and that Hogwarts cake was awesome. My Tivo and I love Ace of Cakes. But even I couldn't sit through that Elle woods show... I don't like that Duff girl's faux Tyra at all.
Funny that both shows have a Duff!
Posted by: NTE | July 2, 2008 5:34 PM
I went to work, ran two miles, went to a show and read most of a vonnegut book. Also, I ate amazing food all day long and listened to some sweet music. So, an incredibly successful day.
From Nico Muhly's blog:
"In other “culinary” news, you can watch me cook some cauliflower and broccoli rabe and chickpeas for The Fader magazine. I was sort of blindsided because, see, I agreed to cook for them on video, and then they informed me that the interviewer was vegetarian. I’ve had, like, two vegetarians in my house ever, and it hasn’t ever ended well: tears, whimpering, accusations. Is it even called cooking without the sizzle of fat on a griddle? I suppose butter counts, and butter they got! I secretly put so much butter in that broccoli rabe; it was poached in butter. I should have secretly rubbed some sausage up on that..."
Is he a robot?
Posted by: Amanda Mae | July 3, 2008 9:08 AM
Present for you:
http://www.tv.com/story/11448.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=news&tag=headlines;title;3
Heather sent that to me too. I'm not sure if I believe it.
Posted by: Ashley | July 3, 2008 12:38 PM