Abigail M. Schilling

Gossip Girl
Turns out this show is mind-blowingly inappropriate. Did you watch it yet? Everyone was having sex everywhere! Everybody knows that when teenagers are horny it's hardly ever sexy, so the whole Dan and Serena charade was sort of laughable. I mean, really guys, in the bathroom at the back of the Jitney? Real teenagers would feel each other up under a blanket. Also, Blair finding Nate and the Duchess in the library was a bit Parker Bros. but I so know how she feels. One time something like that happened to me (with less royalty and pretty people) and I was so angry slash terrified that I so would have done the same thing, Blair. Also, let's keep Marcus around. I think maybe he'll be good with Jenny. Also, Blair is the hottest one on the show right now. Also, I love Nate always and forever.

Benign Positional Vertigo
That vertigo from yesterday persisted throughout the day. I kept thinking, "Can hangovers last this long? I haven't had anything to drink in 36 hours!" I called the nurse hotline and they got all worried and said I needed to come in that very day which I thought was kind of an overreaction. Then, later, when about four different people had called me to try to book me an appointment and were unable to because all the other sick people needed to be seen that very day as well, I had a phone appointment with my doctor. She believed the whole situation was an overreaction and gave me an OTC for my "benign positional vertigo" which is the most weak-sauce ailment I've ever had.

Southwest Contest
YOU GUYS. I made it into the top three! I really, truly can't believe it. I had a phone interview with Southwest on Friday and then they called me yesterday to tell me I'm going to Vegas! As Amanda pointed out, it's totes like Hollywood Week on American Idol. I'll go out there and me and the other two finalists will make more videos and then present them to an audience and people will vote (and you can vote too, again! more details later) and judges will judge and then one of us will become America's Next Top Southwest Video Blogger. Eeeeeeee!